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Danna Bananas retro pop-art logo with a peeled banana and the tagline ‘Appeeling to Your Funny Bone!’ in bright pink and yellow comic style.

🍌 The Banana Opening: What’s Inside the Peel?

After a long journey, the new Danna Bananas is finally...
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Funny Halloween flat lay featuring Danna Bananas funny gifts — Rocky Horror Show Mug, Wonder Woman Apron, Witch Spoon Holder, Zombie Hand Ice Mold, and Sugar Skull Cookies on a bright orange background.

Google’s Top Halloween Costumes in Canada: What’s Trending Now

Halloween is all about creativity, laughter, and a frightful fun....
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Symbolic illustration of a ripe yellow banana on a navy background with “Danna Bananas” hand-drawn in fluorescent pink, representing the fresh 2025 website launch.

The Ripe Banana

After a bazillion bananas — or rather, days — the...
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A vibrant pair of crew socks bursting with pink, blue, red, and green floral patterns, boldly asking “Menopause What The F***?” These empowering and humorous socks are the perfect funny gift for women in Canada celebrating resilience and renewal.

World Menopause Day

Celebrate World Menopause Day by reframing “the change” as konenki... a...
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Rocky Horror Show Quote Mug with bold red lips design... a funny novelty mug and unique Christmas gift for fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in Toronto.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Is 50: LET’S DO THE TIMEWARP, AGAIN!

Let’s do the Time Warp... again! 🎩✨The Rocky Horror Picture...
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A serene view of the Scarborough Bluffs in Toronto, Canada, showing tall white cliffs, lush green trees, and calm blue water on a sunny afternoon.

Toronto Trails & Laughs: My Kind of Escape

Toronto’s full of hidden green spaces waiting to explore! 🌿...
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Close-up of a single green unripe banana on a neutral background, symbolizing growth, patience, and the almost-ready stage of Danna Bananas’ journey.

The Green Banana: Full of Promise

Like a green banana, growth takes patience. From learning the...
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Close-up of a ripe yellow banana with large brown bruises on the peel, symbolizing imperfections, grief, and growth in the Danna Bananas journey.

The Bruised Banana: Loss, Lessons, and Growth

Life leaves marks, just like bananas do. The Bruised Banana...
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Wit’s End Dr” pointing right on a sunny day in Minden Hills, Ontario — symbolizing laughter and the inspiration behind Danna Bananas’ “Witt’s End!?

Witt’s End

From banana-brained laughter to real life at your Witt’s End,...
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Saying Farewell to an Old Website/Goodbye to our Old Digs!/Farewell Magento!

Saying Farewell to an Old Website/Goodbye to our Old Digs!/Farewell Magento!

Updated Blog #4: Farewell Magento Hello friends! Hey there. It's...
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Banana with gears and cogs, symbolizing the technical Magento-powered website launch of 2013 and the evolution of Danna Bananas.

New Website!

Introducing the New and Improved Danna Bananas! Launching Friday, September...
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Banana-shaped rocket launching into space with fiery exhaust, symbolizing the Danna Bananas 2008 launch and the upcoming 2025 relaunch.

2008: Welcome to the New and Improved Danna Bananas!

Our First Blog Entry, November 9th, 2008! Welcome to the...
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Half banana and half USA flag with a bold red “Shipping Paused” stamp across the image, symbolizing the end of duty-free de minimis shipping and the pause of U.S. orders.

Important U.S. Shipping Update

The U.S. has ended its de minimis exemption, which once...
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Retro banana ad with boy holding bananas and text “Hey Mom! Don’t Forget Bananas!”

National Banana Lovers Day: A Tribute to the Beloved Banana

Vintage banana ad: Source unknown... but I couldn’t resist sharing!...
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Minden, Ontario Pride Week 2025

Minden, Ontario Pride Week 2025

Celebrate love, diversity, and community spirit at Minden Pride! This...
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