Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle

$31.95 CAD
$31.95 CAD
$31.95 CAD
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To put it politely we really do wish you a Merry Fucking Whatever. Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle is a candle for all seasons and reasons.

  • Soy Wax Candle
  • Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Soy candle that is hand poured
  • Smells like a jolly holiday tree: Cypress and Fir
  • Burn time: 50 + hours
  • Christmas gift idea
  • Christmas gifts for her
  • Christmas gifts for him
  • Funny Christmas gift idea
  • Christmas gift

 

*Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive Remember when Covid 19 happen, and the world was doing nothing?

BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.