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Funny Coffee Mugs Canada – Sarcastic Sayings, Heat-Changing Designs & Novelty Mugs Worth Using Daily

Looking for funny coffee mugs in Canada and shipped from the Toronto area? Explore sarcastic, novelty, and heat-changing mugs from Danna Bananas.

Move over, plain ceramic. Your morning routine needs a sense of humour.

From sarcastic coffee mugs to heat-changing designs, these are funny mugs Canada customers actually use every day.

The Story Behind Our (Actually Funny) Mugs

I've been running Danna Bananas from Pickering, a smidge east of Toronto in the GTA, since 2006. Funny coffee mugs weren't always a category here. But years ago, when I discovered mugs that actually changed when you poured hot coffee in, I couldn't resist. That's when mugs became something customers kept coming back for, the kind of gift that gets used daily, laughed at, and reordered.

Here's what I've learned: people want their coffee to come with a side of attitude. They want sarcastic coffee mugs that get a reaction at the office, heat-changing designs that surprise, and sayings they connect with.

So what makes a mug actually funny?

Sarcastic Coffee Mugs, Heat-Changing Designs & Novelty Mugs

Good funny mugs have personality. Some say exactly what you're thinking before your first sip. Others change once the mug heats up. Proud Closet Heat Changing Mug reveals its pride with heat. Pigpen Island Heat Changing Mug looks like a charming pigpen until the hot water hits, then it flips to "I Love Penis." Sweet until it's not.

You’ll also find witty one-liners, sarcastic coffee mugs, bold designs featuring birds telling you to calm your tits, 80s and 90s retro vibes, and cheeky quotes for your rude sister. We carry office-appropriate humour for coworkers and “just because” surprises that land unexpectedly well.

Shipping & Ordering

We've been Canadian-owned since 2006.

Orders ship within 24 to 48 hours, most within one business day, so your laugh arrives fast.

Whether you're in Toronto or across Canada, we ship within Canada only, so there are no surprise tariffs or customs fees. You're also supporting a small Canadian business that's been doing this long before 'shop local' became a slogan.

Most Toronto orders arrive in a couple of days. The rest of Canada takes about a week or so. Our delivery people do their best.

We stock funny coffee mugs Toronto people actually use, and funny mugs Canada customers love for everyday life, not just for a laugh.

When Funny Mugs Make the Best Gifts

Funny coffee mugs work for almost any occasion:

Birthday mugs for the hard-to-shop-for
Funny mugs for coworkers that won't get you fired
White elephant exchanges that actually win
Teacher gifts with personality
"Just because" surprises that land unexpectedly well
The key is matching the humour to the person.

Cheeky friend? Don't Be A Dik-Dik Mug is waiting.
Someone who loves a reveal? Heat-changing mugs hit different.

A customer once told me she bought the "Calm Your Tits" Bird Mug for her sister and ended up ordering three more, one for herself, one for her mom, and one "just in case." That's the funny mug effect.

Looking for more funny gifts? Check out our Funny Socks, Toys, Games & Puzzles, or Funny Kitchen Gifts.

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  • I love You Mug

    I Love You Mug

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • Itty Bitty Titty Mug and Box

    Itty Bitty Titty Mug

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • Muff Mug on a Desk Picture

    Muff Mug

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Two Jabco white mugs boast pink illustrations that transform with heat: the Pigpen Island Heat Changing Mug reveals a tropical scene with "I Love Pigpen Island" while the second reads "I Love Penis," offering a playful gift for those with a sense of humor.

    Pigpen Island Heat Changing Mug

    Regular price $17.00 USD
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  • The Book Lover's Mug Right Side

    The Book Lover's Mug

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug

    Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • Mr. Dressup Mug

    Mr. Dressup Mug

    Regular price $12.00 USD
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  • Blue Tit and Long-Tailed Tit Mug

    Calm Your Tits Bird Mug

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • a mug with a picture of Jesus holding a hand and scissors

    Jesus Shaves Mug

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Two Twas the Night before Christmas Heat-Changing Mugs by Danna Bananas, one labeled "cold" and the other "hot," are placed beside a festive packaging box. Surrounded by pine branches and ornaments, these mugs make an ideal holiday gift as their design transforms with temperature.

    Twas the Night before Christmas Heat-Changing Mug

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • Reindeer Heat Change Mug Cold and Hot Picture

    Reindeer Heat Change Mug

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  • a black Virgin Mary Miracle mug on a wooden tray next to a box of cookies. with the Virgin Mary Miracle Mug behind it

    Virgin Mary Miracle Mug

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