When You Say No To Me I Say The F-Word In My Head Swedish DishCloth

"Funny" is the F-word I say in my head. As in, "You're funny if you think you can say no to me". If you want to say no, then say no to single-use paper towels and yes to this eco-friendly Swedish dishcloth! This marvel of the Scandinavian cloth world cleans dishes and counters with ease, and when you say no, it won't even retaliate with the F-word (the other one 😉) in your head (Though you can forgive yourself if it slips out!).

When You Say No To Me I Say The F-Word In My Head - Anonymous, 6 years old

• Talk back with our Swedish dishcloths
• Made from sustainably-harvested wood cellulose and scrap cotton fibers
• Printed with non-toxic dyes
  
• Super-absorbent 
  
• Quick-drying
• Machine washable
• Completely compostable
• Swedish Dishcloths are ideal for counters, stainless steel, glass, dishes and smudges
• 7.75"h x 6.75"w
• 1% of the sale will benefit social justice programs around the world
• Made in Sweden

 

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