Trumpzilla Wind-Up Walking & Sparking Toy

$14.00 USD

  • Trumpzilla wind-up toy sparking from its mouth, with a red winding key, posed before a miniature burning White House, cracked Washington Monument and American flag.
  • Trumpzilla wind-up Donald Trump toy walking and emitting sparks from its open mouth.
  • Trumpzilla wind-up toy with blonde hair, dark suit, red tie and red winding key, standing beside its red and black retail box reading “Trumpzilla, We've Created a Monster.”
  • Trumpzilla wind-up toy in its red and black retail box with a clear window, under the header “Look Out, Here Comes Trumpzilla.”
  • Back of Trumpzilla wind-up toy packaging showing an illustration of Donald Trump spitting sparks beside a cracked Washington Monument, with a speech bubble reading “But I Love the National Parks!”
$14.00 USD
$14.00 USD
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Something You Didn't Know You Needed. 😉

Why would anyone need a wind-up Trumpzilla? Excellent question.

Wind him up, set him loose on your desk, and watch him march off, throwing sparks as he goes. At least this version eventually runs out of steam.

Part political gag, part desktop entertainment, Trumpzilla is a ridiculous little gift for political junkies, office White Elephant gift exchanges, and anyone who could use a laugh after reading the headlines.

  • Wind-up toy that walks and throws sparks

  • Made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

  • Ships across Canada

Fun? Absolutely. Functional? He walks and he sparks. That's two things, and that's two more than most politicians manage. 😉

Common Questions

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Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay. Buy it and wait for it to arrive. Open the package. Use it, wear it, play with it, display it or give it to someone who needs a laugh. Voilà, instant happiness.
Trumpzilla Wind-Up Walking & Sparking Toy

$14.00 USD