Retired As Fuck Men's Socks

Express yourself in style with our Retired as Fuck socks! Celebrate your freedom from the daily routine and step into a relaxed state of mind—retirement. With a cheeky message, these Retired As Fuck Socks are comfortable and soft; they'll keep your feet warm and stylish. A fun way to communicate your new status is to celebrate your well-deserved leisure time with a little extra attitude by letting the world know you're retired as fuck!

• Men's shoe size 7–12
• Men's socks
• Funny socks
• Novelty socks
• 50% combed cotton
• 47% nylon and 3% spandex
• Men's gift ideas
• 1% of the sale is donated to Doctors Without Borders

 

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.