Retired As Fuck Men's Socks

$14.00 USD

  • Retired As Fuck Socks
  • Retired As Fucks Socks
$14.00 USD
$14.00 USD
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✓ In stock. Ships in 1–2 business days from Pickering, Ontario across Toronto and Canada.
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Express yourself in style with our Retired as Fuck socks! Celebrate your freedom from the daily routine and step into a relaxed state of mind—retirement. With a cheeky message, these Retired As Fuck Socks are comfortable and soft; they'll keep your feet warm and stylish. A fun way to communicate your new status is to celebrate your well-deserved leisure time with a little extra attitude by letting the world know you're retired as fuck!

  • Men's shoe size 7–12
  • Men's socks
  • Funny socks
  • Novelty socks
  • 50% combed cotton
  • 47% nylon and 3% spandex
  • Men's gift ideas
  • 1% of the sale is donated to Doctors Without Borders

 

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive? Remember when COVID-19 happened and the world was doing nothing?

BUT shipping rates and free-shipping thresholds vary by province or territory. Please see our Shipping Policy for current details.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay. Buy it and wait for it to arrive. Open the package. Use it, wear it, play with it, display it or give it to someone who needs a laugh. Voilà, instant happiness.
Retired As Fuck Men's Socks

$14.00 USD