Turkey Kitchen Timer
$10.99 CAD
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🦃 The Gobble-Getter Turkey Timer
The Danna Bananas Special
Don't Gift a Turkey... Gift a Turkey-Saver.
Let's be real: using your phone as a timer is a recipe for gravy-finger disaster. If you're looking for a funny Thanksgiving gift that’s charmingly simple and actually useful, you’ve found it.
You know that feeling when you find a gift that’s so perfectly Danna Bananas? It's witty, useful, and just a little bit brilliant. Meet the Gobble-Getter. It’s the standalone timer that keeps the star of your feast on track, with a classic tick-tock that says "dinner is on its way."
🍁 How to Win Thanksgiving (The Danna Bananas Way)
Heads up, Canada — Thanksgiving is October 13th, 2025. The Gobble-Getter is the ultimate funny Canadian host gift because it does one job perfectly: it keeps your turkey on schedule. No confusing buttons, no charging, no nonsense. Just set it, listen for the "Big Bird!" ring, and get back to enjoying your company.
🎁 Why You’ll Love It
- Classic & Reliable — A satisfying 60-minute mechanical wind-up. No batteries needed, ever.
- The "Big Bird" Alarm — You’ll hear its cheerful ring clear across the house.
- Gobble-Worthy Design — A charming turkey shape that’s part timer, part festive kitchen décor.
- Set-It-and-Forget-It — The continuous ticking is a comforting reminder that everything is right on time.
- Funny, Novelty Gift Vibe — Classic Danna Bananas style: practical, quirky, and unforgettable.
👉 Don’t wing it this holiday — trust the simple, cheerful Gobble-Getter. The perfectly timed (and funnier) Canadian Thanksgiving starts here.
Common Questions
Common Questions
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Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.
I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?
How to Use
How to Use
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