I Want a Fucking Pizza Dish Towel

Time to throw out those dull, non-humorous dish towels. Drying dishes will never be the same anymore. It will become cheesy with mushrooms and green peppers!

Funny Novelty Dish Towel

You don't want to eat salad and dry dishes, but you know you have to. We all want a sign. Just your luck. It's raining, pizza angels! I Want a Fucking Pizza" Dish Towel is super absorbent and made from unbleached cotton. You will never hum and holler when asked to do the dishes again. See, miracles do happen!

• 100% soft, super-absorbent, screen-printed cotton towel
• Unbleached cotton
• Brightly coloured with splashes of red, orange and pink
• Screen-printed with water-based inks
• Measures 21" x 28" when fully opened
• 1% of the sale of these dish towels are donated to hunger relief programs throughtout the world

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BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.