Cluck This Shit Women's Ankle Socks
$14.95 CAD
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Cluck, cluck...have you had enough? Then, just cluck all this shit.
Adorn these sassy socks and repeat after me: Cluck This Shit! This pair of hilarious ankle socks from the iconic brand Blue Q features bold pink hens strutting their stuff on a striped yellow, orange, and pink background. They’re cheeky, comfy, and unapologetically sarcastic... the perfect funny gift for women who love to ruffle feathers.
Looking for a funny birthday gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer in Canada? These novelty socks have you covered. Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas chaos, or just a tough Monday — these socks are your secret weapon of sass. 🚀 Ships fast from Ontario, Canada!
🧦 Product Details
- Fits women’s shoe size 5–10
- 65% combed cotton, 33% nylon, 2% spandex
- Ankle style for everyday sass
- From Blue Q... famous for hilarious, high-quality socks
- 1% of sales supports Doctors Without Borders ❤️
1% of sales supports Doctors Without Borders ❤️
Add a little sass to your step... because sometimes the only answer is to cluck this shit.
🤔 FAQs
Q: Can I wear these socks to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Absolutely. Whether you’re carving turkey, eating solo, or grabbing a plate at a community dinner, these socks add the perfect dose of sass.
Q: Are these socks a good Christmas gift?
A: Yes - they make a hilarious Christmas gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer. Because nothing says “festive spirit” quite like a pink chicken yelling Cluck This Shit.
Q: What size are these funny ankle socks?
A: They fit women’s shoe sizes 5–10. That means most feet in Canada are covered — literally.
Common Questions
Common Questions
Why is shipping so expensive Remember when Covid 19 happen, and the world was doing nothing?
BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.
Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.
I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?
How to Use
How to Use
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