Cluck This Shit Women's Ankle Socks

$11.00 USD

  • Funny chicken socks Canada – Cluck This Shit women’s ankle socks, Blue Q novelty gift
  • Pair of colourful women’s ankle socks with a pink chicken and the phrase “Cluck This Shit,” featuring bold yellow, orange, light pink, and hot pink stripes
$11.00 USD
$11.00 USD
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✓ In stock. Ships in 1–2 business days from Pickering, Ontario across Toronto and Canada.
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Cluck, cluck...have you had enough? Then, just cluck all this shit.

Adorn these sassy socks and repeat after me: Cluck This Shit! This pair of hilarious ankle socks from the iconic brand Blue Q features bold pink hens strutting their stuff on a striped yellow, orange, and pink background. They’re cheeky, comfy, and unapologetically sarcastic... the perfect funny gift for women who love to ruffle feathers.

Looking for a funny birthday gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer in Canada? These novelty socks have you covered. Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas chaos, or just a tough Monday — these socks are your secret weapon of sass. 🚀 Ships fast from Ontario, Canada!

🧦 Product Details

  • Fits women’s shoe size 5–10
  • 65% combed cotton, 33% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Ankle style for everyday sass
  • From Blue Q... famous for hilarious, high-quality socks
  • 1% of sales supports Doctors Without Borders ❤️

  • 1% of sales supports Doctors Without Borders ❤️

    • Add a little sass to your step... because sometimes the only answer is to cluck this shit.

    🤔 FAQs

    Q: Can I wear these socks to Thanksgiving dinner?
    A: Absolutely. Whether you’re carving turkey, eating solo, or grabbing a plate at a community dinner, these socks add the perfect dose of sass.

    Q: Are these socks a good Christmas gift?
    A: Yes - they make a hilarious Christmas gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer. Because nothing says “festive spirit” quite like a pink chicken yelling Cluck This Shit.

    Q: What size are these funny ankle socks?
    A: They fit women’s shoe sizes 5–10. That means most feet in Canada are covered — literally.

     


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    Cluck This Shit Women's Ankle Socks

    $11.00 USD