Calm Your Tits Card Game
$19.95 CAD
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Unleash laughter and competition with Calm Your Tits Card Game! This hilarious party game is the perfect funny gift for friends and family. Get ready for a wild ride of challenges and laughs with this entertaining card game.
What exactly is the objective of the game?
Calm Your Tits Card Game" offers uproarious entertainment with its matching pairs game, an absolute must-have for adults seeking laughter-filled moments! Gather all the cards as you compete to be crowned the Prize Tit by identifying matching pairs. Each player takes their turn scanning the table for identical pairs of Tits. Spot a matching pair? Don't hesitate to shout it out!
How long does it take to play a game?
-15 to 20 minutes
How many players?
-Two to six players
What is the suggested age range?
-Ages sixteen plus, but we'll leave that up to your discretion.
What's in the Box?
-Twenty pairs of Tits
-Four fat ball cards
-Two pussy posse cards
-Two action cards
-Easy to follow instructions
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter. Play at your own risk – but trust us, it's totally worth it.
Common Questions
Common Questions
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Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.
I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?
How to Use
How to Use
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