Calm Your Tits Card Game

$19.95 CAD

  • Calm Your Tits Card Game with colorful challenge and action cards displayed on a beige background
  • Friends playing Calm Your Tits Card Game and laughing at a wooden table with drinks and snacks.
$19.95 CAD
$19.95 CAD
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Unleash laughter and competition with Calm Your Tits Card Game! This hilarious party game is the perfect funny gift for friends and family. Get ready for a wild ride of challenges and laughs with this entertaining card game.

What exactly is the objective of the game?

Calm Your Tits Card Game" offers uproarious entertainment with its matching pairs game, an absolute must-have for adults seeking laughter-filled moments! Gather all the cards as you compete to be crowned the Prize Tit by identifying matching pairs. Each player takes their turn scanning the table for identical pairs of Tits. Spot a matching pair? Don't hesitate to shout it out!

How long does it take to play a game?

-15 to 20 minutes

How many players?

-Two to six players

What is the suggested age range?

-Ages sixteen plus, but we'll leave that up to your discretion.

What's in the Box?

-Twenty pairs of Tits

-Four fat ball cards

-Two pussy posse cards

-Two action cards

-Easy to follow instructions

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter. Play at your own risk – but trust us, it's totally worth it.

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive Remember when Covid 19 happen, and the world was doing nothing?

BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.