Calm Your Tits Card Game

Unleash laughter and competition with Calm Your Tits Card Game! This hilarious party game is the perfect funny gift for friends and family. Get ready for a wild ride of challenges and laughs with this entertaining card game.

What exactly is the objective of the game?

Calm Your Tits Card Game" offers uproarious entertainment with its matching pairs game, an absolute must-have for adults seeking laughter-filled moments! Gather all the cards as you compete to be crowned the Prize Tit by identifying matching pairs. Each player takes their turn scanning the table for identical pairs of Tits. Spot a matching pair? Don't hesitate to shout it out!

How long does it take to play a game?

-15 to 20 minutes

How many players?

-Two to six players

What is the suggested age range?

-Ages sixteen plus, but we'll leave that up to your discretion.

What's in the Box?

-Twenty pairs of Tits

-Four fat ball cards

-Two pussy posse cards

-Two action cards

-Easy to follow instructions

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter. Play at your own risk – but trust us, it's totally worth it.

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.