Calm Your Tits Bird Mug

Attention bird lovers and dirty minds, you need a good laugh?! 

Why you need this titillating mug?

Be they Great, Blue, or even Long-Tailed, there's no denying that tits are great, and we bet you can’t wait to get your hands on them. It is hilarious mug, and if you like bird-watching, puns, and tits, this cuppa is the perfect way to perk up your morning!

Calm Your Tits Bird Mug Features:

A blue mug with a Blue Tit, a Long-Tailed Tit, and a Great Tit, just to name a few.

A message inside the mug reads, "Calm Your Tits!"

A high quality 14-ounce ceramic mug

Colourful and eye-catching

Right size for coffee or tea

Microwave and dishwasher-safe

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between, this mug's for you! So, get your mind out of the gutter and tits up. Uh, sorry, drink up! Teehee!

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.