Bacon Socks

A cotton Bacon Sock made with 75% cotton 22% Polyester 3% Spandex

Who are these socks for?

Unisex Socks
One Size Fits Most

What does it come with?

Grey and black bacon and egg-patterned socks come in their own hilarious bacon pouch!

Indulge in the sizzling allure of these Bacon Socks. Wrap your feet in the smoky aroma of crispy bacon, igniting a passion that can only be matched by your love for breakfast. These savoury socks are a delicious treat for your senses, perfect for bacon enthusiasts and food lovers alike. Slip into these mouthwatering socks and let the romance of bacon envelop your every step. Bacon never looked so good on your feet, and they are sure to make a sizzling statement. Get ready to baconize your sock game!

And the Bacon Scarf will complement your sizzling date night!

 

 

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.