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Funny Socks

Funny socks with sarcastic sayings, retro references, Canadian humour, animals, dad jokes, dragons, wizards and a fair amount of language your mother wouldn't approve of. These novelty socks make easy birthday gifts, teacher gifts, coworker gifts and stocking stuffers. Plenty of nonsense below the ankle.

For more ridiculous gifts, explore our Funny Gifts Canada collection.

Funny Socks FAQs

Do your funny socks come in men's and women's sizes?

Yes. The collection includes socks made for men and women. Sizing varies by style and brand, so check the individual product page for exact fit information.

Do all of your funny socks contain rude language?

No. Some contain adult language, while others feature animals, dad jokes, retro references, Canadian humour and wonderfully ridiculous designs. Check the product photos and description before choosing a pair for your mother.

Do you ship funny socks across Canada?

Yes. Danna Bananas ships funny socks across Canada from Pickering, Ontario. Shipping costs and available delivery options are shown at checkout.

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  • These socks are dark blue, with multi-coloured flowers and the text is, I'm A  Delicate Fucking Flower.

    I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Crew Socks

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • PLANTS GET ME ANKLE SOCKS

    Plants Get Me Ankle Socks

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  • I’m Really Into Birds Crew Socks

    I’m Really Into Birds Crew Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Runnin' Up That Hill Socks

    Runnin' Up That Hill Sneaker Socks

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • People I Want To Meet: 1. Dogs Women's Socks

    People I Want To Meet: 1. Dogs Women's Socks

    Regular price $12.00 USD
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  • Retired As Fuck Socks

    Retired As Fuck Men's Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • HA HA HA FREE TIME HA HA HA Women's Socks

    HA HA HA FREE TIME HA HA HA Women's Socks

    Regular price $12.00 USD
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  • GOLF'S The Best. Golf Sucks. Golf's The Best. Golf Sucks Sneaker Sock

    GOLF'S The Best. Golf Sucks. Golf's The Best. Golf Sucks Sneaker Sock

    Regular price $15.00 USD
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  • Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Side Picture

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • I'm A Nerd And Not The Cool Kind Women's Crew Socks Front Picture

    I'm A Nerd And Not The Cool Kind Women's Crew Socks

    Regular price $11.00 USD
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  • Shhh... I'm Over-Thinking Women's Socks

    Shhh... I'm Over-Thinking Women's Socks

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • Love Me A Good Poop Men's Socks

    Love Me A Good Poop Men's Socks

    Regular price $12.00 USD
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Online since 2006, back when that still felt like a new frontier. Danna grew up in Scarborough, moved to Pickering, and dreamed up Danna Bananas as a one-woman mission to find gifts that actually get a laugh.

Almost two decades and 300 inflatable ottomans (R.I.P.) later, NOW Magazine gave us a nod for Toronto’s Best Unique Store.

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