Toronto Valentine's Day Emergency: 36 Hours to Save Your Relationship

36 hours to save Valentine's Day in Toronto. Funny gifts at dannabananas.com. Order by Feb 11, 3 PM for Saturday delivery.


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Toronto Valentine's Day Emergency: 36 Hours to Save Your Relationship

Posted: February 10, 2026 | Danna Bananas Team

TORONTO: YOU HAVE 36 HOURS TO NOT RUIN VALENTINE'S DAY

Order by 3 PM tomorrow or start preheating the oven for that apology cake.

We're Danna Bananas. We know the shipping lanes, we know what makes people laugh, and we know you remembered Valentine's Day exists approximately five minutes ago. We got you.

🚨 THE HARD DEADLINE: TOMORROW (TUESDAY) 3:00 PM EST

After that, you're baking a sad, last-minute flourless chocolate cake. Full stop.

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YOUR EMERGENCY GIFT LIST

Click. Buy. Save Your Romance.

💌 The Nostalgic Sweetheart Valentine

For the one who loves a heartfelt gesture... from 1957.

🎲 The Fun & Games Valentine

For the couple that would rather laugh and play than have a stuffy dinner.

😂 The Bold & Hilarious Valentine

For the partner whose sense of humour has gotten you kicked out of a restaurant at least once.

🛋️ The We're Not Leaving The House Gift... well it's -20 

The complete experience. Romance without pants.

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⏰ YOUR COUNTDOWN

TODAY (Mon): Pick. Click. Breathe.
TOMORROW 3 PM: The cliff. Drive off it without ordering, and it's homemade cake time.
SATURDAY: You're a hero. They're laughing. You win.

Order at dannabananas.com before 3 PM tomorrow. Then check your email for the shipping confirmation like the responsible adult you're pretending to be.

P.S. We're Toronto-based. We know what ships when. We also know that "I couldn't find parking at the mall" isn't a valid excuse. Order now.


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