10 Hilarious Secret Santa Gifts Under $35 That'll Make You the Office Hero
Oh boy, Secret Santa season is here again! Finding the perfect gift under $35 doesn’t have to be hard... or boring. These funny Secret Santa gifts will actually get laughs, not polite smiles. Trust me, I’ve seen it all since 2006. 🍌
Secret Santa Gifts That Won’t Get Re-Gifted (Trust Me On This One)
Oh boy, Secret Santa season is here again! If you're staring at that $20–$35 budget wondering how on earth you're going to find something that won't end up in someone's junk drawer, I've got you covered.
Whether it’s your annual office exchange or a friend group swap, these Secret Santa gifts will actually make people laugh, not just politely smile.
Look, I've been doing this since 2006, and I've seen what makes people genuinely laugh versus what makes them do that “oh, thanks” grin. So I've pulled together 10 funny Christmas gifts from the funny gift store that are actually funny, actually useful, and won’t make you look like you grabbed something at the last minute (even if you totally did).
Let’s go bananas. 🍌
1. Reindeer Heat Change Mug – $18.95
Pour in your morning coffee and watch Rudolph’s nose magically turn from black to bright red. It never stops being delightful, even on your 47th cup of tea, I mean coffee. I keep one at my desk because honestly, we all need a little magic before 9 AM meetings.
Perfect for: The caffeine addict, the Christmas enthusiast, or anyone who needs cheering up on a Monday.
The fine print: High-quality stoneware with festive antlers. Handwash only to keep the magic alive!
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2. Solar Santa – $25.95
This jolly little guy sits on any sunny windowsill and rings his bell all day long. No batteries needed... just pure solar-powered Christmas cheer. Is he practical? Not really. Will he make everyone smile? Absolutely. That’s the whole point.
Perfect for: Your coworker with the corner office, the eco-conscious friend, or anyone who appreciates wholesome weirdness.
The fine print: 5.5" tall, durable polyresin. He waves and rings whenever the sun hits him.
3. “Merry F*cking Whatever” Soy Candle – $31.95
For that coworker who has feelings about the holiday season. It actually smells amazing... like a real Christmas tree with cypress and fir... but the label keeps it real. It’s one of those gifts that perfectly balances sarcasm (Yes!) and great scent... truly the best of both worlds.
Perfect for: Your work bestie, the sarcasm queen, or anyone who appreciates honesty wrapped in good-smelling wax.
The fine print: Hand-poured soy, 17 oz, burns for 50+ hours. Surprisingly classy, definitely salty.
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4. Festive Drinking Buddies – $14.95
No more “wait, which wine glass is mine?” chaos at the office party. These tiny dudes in holiday swim trunks clip onto glasses, and each one has their own name. They’re functional, they’re funny, and they cost less than a fancy latte.
Perfect for: The party host, the wine lover, or anyone (I think that's most of us! 😉) who’s ever accidentally drunk from someone else’s cup.
The fine print: Set of 6 in festive colours. Handwash recommended.
5. Naughty or Nice Holiday Pencils – $13.95
Eight pencils with hilariously dark holiday confessions like “Ran Over Grandma” and “Gas Station Gift Shopping.” For under $15, this is comedy gold that’s also, you know, actually useful. A customer once told me these were the hit of their office exchange because everyone kept stealing them.
Perfect for: The list-maker, the writer, or the coworker with a brilliantly twisted sense of humour.
The fine print: Standard No. 2 pencils with erasers. Four red, four white, each with a different saying.
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6. Bob Ross “Tis the Season” Socks – $13.95
Bob Ross! Fluffy (Would die for his coif) hair! Fluffy socks! Christmas! It’s basically the holy trinity of cozy joy. The fuzzy rendering of Bob’s epic hair is what makes these special... I swoon every time I see them.
Perfect for: The artist, the Bob Ross superfan, anyone with perpetually cold feet, or literally anyone who loves quality funny socks.
The fine print: 70% combed-cotton blend, machine washable, full of happy little vibes.
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7. “A Genuine Re-Gifted” Soy Candle – $31.95
This is the ultimate inside-joke candle. The label proudly announces it’s been re-gifted, which is both hilarious and weirdly honest. It smells incredible (vanilla and amberwood), and it’s perfect for a gift exchange because the irony is chef’s kiss.
Perfect for: The sarcastic genius, the minimalist, or anyone who gets meta humour.
The fine print: Hand-poured soy, 17 oz, comes ready to gift (or re-gift, obviously).
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8. “These Were A Gift” Socks – $16.95
These aren’t just socks... they’re a statement about finally being old enough to appreciate socks as gifts. The rainbow stripes are cheerful, the text is perfect, and they’re secretly super comfortable.
Perfect for: Anyone over 25 who’s reached that beautiful stage of life where good socks are exciting.
The fine print: Cotton-rich knit, machine washable, available in vibrant stripes.
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9. Cozy Cup Tea Infuser – $11.95
This adorable mitten-shaped tea infuser is festive, functional, and won’t break your budget. It makes loose-leaf tea easy, and it’s just plain cute sitting in a mug. Sometimes the simplest gifts are the most appeeling (sorry, I had to).
Perfect for: The tea fanatic, the cozy-vibes person, or your desk neighbour who’s always sipping something warm.
The fine print: Food-safe BPA-free silicone, microwave and dishwasher safe.
10. Bacon Scarf – $14.95
It’s a 71-inch strip of soft, knitted bacon you wear around your neck. Do I need to explain further? It’s absurd, it’s warm, and everyone will do a double-take. Plus it comes in a cute gift box, so you look extra thoughtful.
Perfect for: The breakfast enthusiast, the quirky fashionista, or anyone brave enough to be the centre of attention.
The fine print: 71" long, soft acrylic knit, arrives boxed and ready to gift.
🎁 A Few Tips From Someone Who’s Done This A Lot
- Know your audience. Is your office more “sassy candle” or “cozy tea infuser”? Choose accordingly.
- Useful + funny = winner. Mugs, socks, and kitchen stuff with a twist never fail.
- Order early. Carriers get beyond busy in December... don’t be that person scrambling on December 23rd. And remember, everyone is doing their best!
- Keep your receipt. Just in case someone else gives the same bacon scarf. It happens! You never know, there is lots of bacon lovers out there!
Want more ideas? Check out the full Funny Christmas Gifts Collection at Danna Bananas or browse all our Secret Santa Gifts.
Making Canada laugh since 2006—one Secret Santa at a time. 🍌
Questions? Need help picking the perfect gift? Email me–Monday to Friday, 9 AM–5 PM ET. I’m here to help.
