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  • The Danna Bananas Shakespeare Insults Mug gift box, featuring a vintage illustration of Shakespeare, showcases clever insults like "canker-blossom" and "beetle-headed knave." The green box is filled with the Bard's humorous witticisms—an ideal quirky gift for any literary enthusiast.
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Shakespearean Insults Mug

$18.95
$18.95

Product Info

Shakespeare Insults Mug

Think words can't wound? Think again... especially when they're Shakespeare's.

The Bard may have been generous, witty, and able to hold his drink... but cross him, and you'd find yourself at the sharp end of a soliloquy. This mug features 30 of his most brilliantly crafted insults... the kind that could bring even the boldest knight to tears (or laughter).

From “Oh gull, O dolt, as ignorant as dirt” to the oddly poetic “Elvish-mark’d abortive, rooting hog,” every sip comes with a side of Elizabethan sass. It’s the perfect funny gift for lovers of language, literature... and well-aimed wit.

Details:

  • Holds 14 oz / 400 mL of your favorite brew

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

  • Comes in its own gift box

  • Exclusively curated by Danna Bananas – Canada’s destination for quirky gifts and novelty mugs

Don’t be “light of brain” or a “beetle-headed flap-ear’d knave”... grab your Shakespeare Insults Mug from Danna Bananas today!

 

 

 

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