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  • A Micro Penis Coffee Mug from Jabco, featuring a pixelated-style pattern, is displayed on a pink background with several bananas nearby. An enlarged circle highlights the mug's detailed bone-shaped design. The website URL text is positioned at the bottom.
  • This novelty gift box contains the "Micro Penis Coffee Mug" by Jabco, ideal for coffee lovers with a humorous side. It humorously displays bold pink lettering on a textured black and white background that reads, "For Growers Not Showers.
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Micro Penis Coffee Mug

$14.95
$18.95
$14.95

Product Info

*Due to a damaged box, this item has been discounted. The mug is in perfect condition.

Let's face it, does size really matter? This coffee mug is proof that it doesn't.

Do you need to lighten the mood for your morning titillating cuppa of tea or coffee?

The Micro Penis Mug is adorned with tiny little doodles 😉 that tread the fine line between a fine masterpiece of art and hilarious phallic absurdity. To be frank, the doodles are oodles and oodles of micro penises. It makes a funny gift for a friend who needs a jolt of hilarity—a gift that keeps on giving.

Magnifying glass not included (sorry)!

P.S. Mug is fine, but the package is a little defective.

 Features:

  • Micro penis mug 
  • Ceramic mug covered in miniature penises
  • For growers not showers
  • Covered in tiny doodles of penis'
  • Ceramic
  • Dimensions : 12cm x 11cm
  • Cheeky novelty gift
  • Novelty gift
  • Coffee Mug
  • Small penis mug
  • Give the gift of tiny weenies!

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive Remember when Covid 19 happen, and the world was doing nothing?

BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.