Micro Penis Coffee Mug

*Due to a damaged box, this item has been discounted. The mug is in perfect condition.

Let's face it, does size really matter? This coffee mug is proof that it doesn't.

Do you need to lighten the mood for your morning titillating cuppa of tea or coffee?

The Micro Penis Mug is adorned with tiny little doodles 😉 that tread the fine line between a fine masterpiece of art and hilarious phallic absurdity. To be frank, the doodles are oodles and oodles of micro penises. It makes a funny gift for a friend who needs a jolt of hilarity—a gift that keeps on giving.

Magnifying glass not included (sorry)!

 Features:

• Micro penis mug 
• Ceramic mug covered in miniature penises
• For growers not showers
• Covered in tiny doodles of penis'
• Ceramic
• Dimensions : 12cm x 11cm
• Cheeky novelty gift
• Novelty gift
• Coffee Mug
• Small penis mug
• Give the gift of tiny weenies!

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.