I Want a Burrito to Tuck Me Gently into Its Warm Beans Dish Towel

Dried up humour is not accepted here. I Want a Burrito to Tuck Me Gently into Its Warm Beans Dish Towel is an ideal dish towel for your kitchen when you're dreaming of a nice, warm, perfectly-rolled burrito! A large, soft white dish towel with a little swaddled burrito is guaranteed to spice up your kitchen in a comical sense.

Funny Novelty Dish Towel

Now, I want a burrito to tuck me gently into its warm beans and say "rest here, my child be at peace now." How about you?

• 100% soft, super-absorbent, screen-printed cotton towel
• Unbleached cotton
• Brightly coloured with splashes of yellow, orange, red, green and blue
• Screen-printed with water-based inks
• Super-absorbent
• Measures 21" x 28" when fully opened
• Novelty Dish Towel
• Funny Dish Towel
• 1% of the sale of these dish towels are donated to hunger relief programs throughtout the world

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.