Giant Flying Pig Pool Float

It's a bird, It's a plane! No! It's a pink Giant Flying Pig Pool Float! It's true pigs can fly thanks to this pool float. Lake, pool, beach - No matter where you float, you'll drift into an amazing dream of impossibility with the funny Flying Pig Pool Float. Get ready to have a piggy back and squeal with joy while floating in the sunshine! 

• Made of comfortable, ultra-durable SmoothTouch vinyl construction - NO MORE Rashes for the sensitive-skinned
• Durable vinyl material - Long Lasting
• Two built in handles to hold onto - Safe for Grandma
• See-through frosted panels—just like the real thing
• Features a standard air valve - Easy to get your lips around 
  
• Valve technology for fast, frustration-free fill-ups - say that 5 times fast.
• Quick deflation with no valve squeezing required
• Holds up to a maximum weight of 200 pounds
  
• 5 foot long Flying Pig Pool Float
• For ages 8+ -  7 years will fall through the center

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Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.