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Funny Socks Canada

Funny socks with sarcastic sayings, retro references, Canadian humour, animals, dad jokes, dragons and wizards, and a fair amount of language your mother wouldn't approve of. These novelty socks make easy gifts for teachers, coworkers, birthdays and stocking stuffers. Plenty of nonsense below the ankle.

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  • Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Socks

    Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
    Sale price $14.00 USD Regular price
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  • Front view of funny men’s crew socks reading “Dragons and Wizards and Shit” with a night sky and forest scene — a whimsical fantasy gift that gives back.

    Dragons and Wizards and Shit Men's Crew Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Blue Q Socks that say, “Here comes Cool Dad,” and show a super-slick man flashing a big thumbs-up as he heads out onto the scene.

    Here Comes Cool Dad Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Socks with a picture of chicken and two chicken legs on them. Plus, a bucket with a picture of a chicken and the words, Fried Chicken Socks

    Fried Chicken Socks

    Regular price $13.00 USD
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  • Erase hate socks

    Erase Hate Socks

    Regular price $10.00 USD
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  • Scrabble Socks that feature the letters LGBT.

    Scrabble Pride Socks

    Regular price $10.00 USD
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  • Pronouns Socks that read: she, they and him

    Pronouns Socks

    Regular price $10.00 USD
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  • Funny “You Are Special” novelty socks shown from an alternate angle, retro TV host vibes with wholesome throwback humour for the delightfully weird.

    You Are Special Mister Rogers Women's Socks

    Regular price $11.00 USD
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  • Oven Fresh Pizza Socks

    Oven Fresh Pizza Socks

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • MR. Dressup Socks

    MR. Dressup Socks

    Regular price $10.00 USD
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  • Brady Bunch Socks Picture

    Brady Bunch Women's Crew Socks

    Regular price $12.00 USD
    Sale price $12.00 USD Regular price
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  • Funny “You Are Special” novelty socks shown from an alternate angle, retro TV host vibes with wholesome throwback humour for the delightfully weird.

    You Are Special Mister Rogers Men's Socks

    Regular price $11.00 USD
    Sale price $11.00 USD Regular price
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Online since 2006, back when that still felt like a new frontier. Danna grew up in Scarborough, moved to Pickering, and dreamed up Danna Bananas as a one-woman mission to find gifts that actually get a laugh.

Almost two decades and 300 inflatable ottomans (R.I.P.) later, NOW Magazine gave us a nod for Toronto’s Best Unique Store.

Turns out, we’re still just fans of a good joke, shipping funny gifts across Toronto, the GTA, and all of Canada. 🍌




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