• The "Pencils for Midlife Crisis" from Whiskey River Soap Co. bring a touch of humor to your day with their vibrant Standard No. 2 Pencils, each engraved with funny phrases such as "Should I go back to school?" and "Bought a food truck.

Pencils for Midlife Crisis

$13.95
$13.95

Product Info

Woohoo! You have now entered the realm of middle age! The midlife crisis was invented in London in 1957. That’s when a 40-year-old Canadian named Elliott Jaques stood before a meeting of the British Psycho-Analytical Society and read aloud from a paper he’d written. People in their midlife typically experience a depressive period lasting several years. This period is sparked by the realization that their lives are halfway over and that death isn’t just something that happens to someone else: It will happen to them, too. Life is short, and to remedy this, it's time to ditch some of your responsibilities and realities in favour of fun—a trip around the world, a musical instrument (the piano), a red Corvette, or not just any pencils. These writing tools, Pencils for Midlife Crisis, feature a different fun saying on each pencil.

  • Set of 8 pencils with erasers
  • Multiple colours
  • Standard No. 2 Pencils

Feature sayings:

  • I Should Go Back To School
  • Signed Up For Banjo Lessons!
  • What Do You Think Of Botox?
  • A Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me An Edge
  • Off To Improv Camp!
  • My Other Pencil Is A Motorcycle
  • I'm So Punk With My Pink Hair
  • Bought A Food Truck!

Common Questions

Why is shipping so expensive Remember when Covid 19 happen, and the world was doing nothing?

BUT We offer $14 flst rate to all of Canada. And FREE Shipping on orders over $80.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've bought her before? Exactly.

I can't find anything funny? Maybe you're dead inside?

How to Use

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.