Pencils for Midlife Crisis
Whiskey River Soap Co.
Woohoo! You have now entered the realm of middle age! The midlife crisis was invented in London in 1957. That’s when a 40-year-old Canadian named Elliott Jaques stood before a meeting of the British Psycho-Analytical Society and read aloud from a paper he’d written. People in their midlife typically experience a depressive period lasting several years. This period is sparked by the realization that their lives are halfway over and that death isn’t just something that happens to someone else: It will happen to them, too. Life is short, and to remedy this, it's time to ditch some of your responsibilities and realities in favour of fun—a trip around the world, a musical instrument (the piano), a red Corvette, or not just any pencils. These writing tools, Pencils for Midlife Crisis, feature a different fun saying on each pencil.
- Set of 8 pencils with erasers
- Multiple colours
- Standard No. 2 Pencils
- I Should Go Back To School
- Signed Up For Banjo Lessons!
- What Do You Think Of Botox?
- A Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me An Edge
- Off To Improv Camp!
- My Other Pencil Is A Motorcycle
- I'm So Punk With My Pink Hair
- Bought A Food Truck!