Haha of the Day, Ch-Ch-Time Changes

Day Light Savings

Stonehenge staff worked to move the rocks back an hour
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Ch-Ch-Time Change

Today, we’re reflecting on Daylight Saving Time—because who doesn’t love gaining an hour of sleep and a whole lot of confusion? Just remember, when you set your clocks back, you’re not just gaining an hour; you’re also giving your brain a workout trying to figure out what time it really is! For more on the history and purpose of Daylight Saving Time, check out this informative article from the National Institute of Standards and Technology.

At Stonehenge, those workers had themselves a hectic night, playing a prehistoric game of giant stone Tetris! They were sweating buckets as they tried to shove those ancient rocks back one hour for Daylight Saving Time. Talk about a boulder-sized tantrum over the extra sunlight! If you're ever running late, just tell everyone it's because the Stonehenge staff got a little too hands-on with time management—now, who's laughing? They're the true time-warping wizards of our age! 

While we joke about moving Stonehenge's stones for Daylight Saving Time, the ancient monument actually does have a fascinating connection to timekeeping. Each year, on June 21 (the longest day of the year), the sun rises over the Heel Stone at Stonehenge – a single large sarsen stone outside the main monument. On the shortest day of the year, the sun sets over this same stone. Researchers believe Stonehenge may have functioned as a 'calendar' linked to studying the stars. The monument's layout is intricately designed to align with solstices, making it a sophisticated Neolithic timekeeper. For more fascinating facts about Stonehenge, visit English Heritage.
Now that we've had our fun with timekeeping and ancient wonders, are you looking for the perfect novelty gifts or Christmas gifts this holiday season? Look no further than Danna Bananas' collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! For instance, why did the clock break up with its partner? It just couldn’t handle all the time changes! Join us as we laugh through these seasonal shifts and remember: every time you fall back, you’re just getting a little extra time to enjoy those dad jokes.

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