20 Banana Halloween Jokes and Puns
Looking for a little potassium-powered Halloween humour? These 20 banana Halloween jokes and puns are perfect for party signs, lunchbox notes, cards and captions. They’re cheesy, spooky and completely a-peel-ing.
It’s officially spooooooky season. 👀
Halloween has enough ghosts, zombies and things that go bump in the night. Sometimes we need a little comedy too, especially since there is already enough fear out there.
These banana Halloween jokes and puns are intentionally cheesy. Share them with friends, slip one into a school lunch or use them as Halloween captions. Planning something bigger? Check out these quick-ish DIY Halloween costumes and Halloween party ideas.
Banana Halloween Jokes
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What do you call a banana dressed as a ghost?
A boo-nana! -
What kind of music do bananas listen to on Halloween?
“Ripe” music! -
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date for Halloween! -
What did the banana say to the vampire?
“You’re not my type. I’m looking for someone a little less bite-y!” -
What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
It splits! -
Why did the banana bring its friends trick-or-treating?
There is safety in bunches! -
Why did the witch add a banana to her potion?
The spell needed more a-peel! -
What costume did the banana wear to the Halloween party?
Nothing. It came in its own peel! -
Why was the banana banned from the haunted house?
It kept slipping past security! -
How did the banana win the Halloween costume contest?
It had natural a-peel!
Banana Halloween Puns and Captions
- Have an a-peel-ing Halloween!
- I’m just here for the boos and bananas.
- Meet my boo-nana bunch.
- Things are getting batty, so I’m going bananas.
- This costume is ripe for attention.
- No tricks. Just treats and potassium.
- Peel free to scream.
- Too ripe to be frightened.
- Yellow there, spooky!
- Stay calm and don’t split.
Ways to Share the Laughs
Use these banana jokes on Halloween cards, lunchbox notes, party signs, treat bags or social-media captions. You could even write one beside the candy bowl to entertain trick-or-treaters while you pretend not to notice them taking three pieces.
Keep the Halloween Fun Going
If the jokes don’t make your guests split, a 3D Zombie Hand Ice Mould floating in the punch bowl might get a reaction.
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