It’s officially spoo0o0o0oky season. 👀
Halloween is a time for spooky fun and of course, costumes.
Sometimes, we need to switch it up with some comedy and laughter, especially since there's already too much fear out there!
What better way to add some humour to your Halloween festivities than with some banana-themed jokes and puns (albeit cheesy)? Whether you’re sharing them at a party, telling your friends, or just looking to bring a smile to someone’s face, these banana jokes and puns are sure to be a-peeling!
Banana Jokes
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What kind of music do bananas listen to on Halloween?
“Ripe” music! -
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! (But a banana patch would be sweeter!) -
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date for Halloween! -
What did the banana say to the vampire?
“You’re not my type—I'm looking for something a little less ‘bite-y’!” -
What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?
"Yellow?"
Banana Puns
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Why did the banana go to the Halloween party?
Because it heard the costumes would be 'a-peel-ing! -
What do you call a banana who loves Halloween?
A “boo-nana”! -
Why did the ghost want to be a banana?
Because it wanted to be a “fruit-iful” specter! -
What’s a banana’s favourite Halloween movie?
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” (They love the pumpkin patch!) -
Why did the banana break up with the orange?
It found someone more “a-peel-ing” for Halloween!
Share the Fun!
Feel free to share these banana jokes and puns with your friends and family to spread the Halloween cheer! You can even use them in your Halloween cards or decorations for a fun twist.
Conclusion
Laughter is a key ingredient to any Halloween celebration. With these banana jokes and puns, you can add a fruity twist to your spooky season. So go ahead, have a “grape” time, and remember to always keep it a-peeling!
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